You might think that with this article we’re officially hitting a new low, but we have to assure you that’s only because you didn’t see us last weekend. And anyway, companies take a lot of care in the products they make for babies, so there’s no shame in this game either. That new low will have to wait for next weekend.

Baby sunblock

Can you imagine being a sunscreen company that has to deal with irate parents after they entrusted their babies’ precious skin to your product and it let them down, allowing those babies to burn? No, you can’t. No one can. That’s why baby sunblock has the gentlest, most skin-friendly, and most effective formulas on the market. Get yourself a baby sunblock with SPF 50 and you can laugh in the face of your next beach vacation. No burning permitted here, sun! Move along!

Diaper rash cream

Ignore the name. This is some of the most effective treatment there is for certain skin irritations. With summer coming you may be susceptible to heat rashes, and diaper cream will clear that right up overnight. And for those of you in dry climates, a little swipe of diaper rash cream on the insides of the nostrils at night before bed will prevent those early morning bloody noses.

Nipple cream

Okay, fine. If you’re going to draw a line regarding which products you’re willing to grab out of the baby aisle, we don’t blame you if your line is drawn here. We will say, however, that nipple cream is a thick and incredibly effective moisturizer, perfect for those ultra-rough, cracked spots like knuckles, elbows and heels. If you’re still not convinced that buying nipple cream is a great idea, that’s okay. Get an awesome body butter instead, like Dead Sea Premier’s Body Butter in luxurious Milk and Honey.